Benjamin Penguin

I am about to enter the craziest of the crazy. The busiest of the busy. The exhaustingest of the exhausting.

People, my semester ends in two weeks and my work requires that we turn in a draft report in two days. I will hopefully still be human after the roughly 250 pages of text I am going to have to write and review for school and work during this time period.

Please – for the love of all that is holy – if you should ever decide to get a PhD, come to my apartment. I’ll throw cold water on you and tell you to get a grip.